If you ask this 100% grass-fed stoner cow, she'll tell you life on the farm just got better! She’s happier than a pig in @#$%! Organic, antibiotic free, and free-range. We know you'd love this punny marijuana themed shirt for yourself, but you know your bff who’s a vegetarian would get a chuckle from reppin’ their veggiehood to the world too. No cows were harmed in the manufacturing of this tee!
Her go-to tee fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a slim feminine fit, crew neck, short sleeves, and superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Features:
- Longer body length
- Fitted sleeves
- Sideseamed
- Slim fit **Fits small, may need to size up**
- Shoulder taping
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton
Fabric:
50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz.
Black Heather Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
Shipping | This item ships to |
Delivery | Estimated between TUE Apr 22 and TUE Apr 29. Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
Description
If you ask this 100% grass-fed stoner cow, she'll tell you life on the farm just got better! She’s happier than a pig in @#$%! Organic, antibiotic free, and free-range. We know you'd love this punny marijuana themed shirt for yourself, but you know your bff who’s a vegetarian would get a chuckle from reppin’ their veggiehood to the world too. No cows were harmed in the manufacturing of this tee!
Her go-to tee fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a slim feminine fit, crew neck, short sleeves, and superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Features:
- Longer body length
- Fitted sleeves
- Sideseamed
- Slim fit **Fits small, may need to size up**
- Shoulder taping
- All other Heather/Blend colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton
Fabric:
50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 single 3.8 oz.
Black Heather Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
Shipping
Shipping | This item ships to |
Delivery | Estimated between TUE Apr 22 and TUE Apr 29. Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
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Colors/Sizes
- Forest Green / 5XL
- Forest Green / 4XL
- Forest Green / 3XL
- Forest Green / 2XL
- Forest Green / XL
- Forest Green / L
- Forest Green / M
- Forest Green / S
- White / 5XL
- White / 4XL
- White / 3XL
- White / 2XL
- White / XL
- White / L
- White / M
- White / S
- Sport Grey / 5XL
- Sport Grey / 4XL
- Sport Grey / 3XL
- Sport Grey / 2XL
- Sport Grey / XL
- Sport Grey / L
- Sport Grey / M
- Sport Grey / S
- Sand / 3XL
- Sand / 2XL
- Sand / XL
- Sand / L
- Sand / M
- Sand / S
- Dark Heather / 5XL
- Dark Heather / 4XL
- Dark Heather / 3XL
- Dark Heather / 2XL
- Dark Heather / XL
- Dark Heather / L
- Dark Heather / M
- Dark Heather / S
- Ash Grey / 5XL
- Ash Grey / 4XL
- Ash Grey / 3XL
- Ash Grey / 2XL
- Ash Grey / XL
- Ash Grey / L
- Ash Grey / M
- Ash Grey / S

Color/Size
- Military Green / XL Unisex
- Military Green / Small Unisex
- Military Green / Medium Unisex
- Military Green / Large Unisex
- Military Green / 2XL Unisex

Size
- XL Unisex
- Small Unisex
- Medium Unisex
- Large Unisex
- 2XL Unisex